The Grail Matrix 2x06

Daily Grail's guide to what's currently major, dull, profound, and trivial.

A breakdown of this week's Grail Matrix:

Profound:

1. Alicia Keys and Swiss Beatz on the cover of Vanity Fair wearing a De Bethune

2. Vacheron Constantin x The MET's 'Masterpiece on Your Wrist' program

3. Ryan Gosling in a TAG Heuer Plasma during his Oscar's performance

4. The much-anticipated launch of Fleming

Major:

1. Swatch finally dropped an Omega Moonswatch featuring Snoopy

2. Lenny Kravitz wearing a JLC Reverso when receiving his star

3. The chokehold the Cartier carabiner has

4. Beyoncé's 220ct. tie by Lorraine Schwartz

Trivial (and Dull):

1. Okay but where is Princess Kate?

2. Losing it over the preview of Tyler the Creator's LV sneakers

3. The class action lawsuit against Hermès and its sales model

4. Is Aaron Taylor-Johnson the next 007?

Dull (and Profound):

1. The possibility of a TikTok ban

2. EmRata's trademarked "Divorce Rings"

3. Dries Van Noten stepping down after almost 40 years

4. Having no control and binge watching The Gentlemen