The Grail Matrix 2x08

Daily Grail's guide to what's currently major, dull, profound, and trivial.

A breakdown of this week's Grail Matrix:

Profound:

1. Sotheby's selling Sylvester Stallone's Grandmaster Chime

2. The Tag Heuer x Kith Formula 1 drop

3. Chris Hemsworth wearing a Chopard Alpine Eagle at the MET

4. Antiquorum's near 600-lot Geneva auction this weekend

Major:

1. Lana del Rey wearing a Jacob & Co. Fleurs de Jardin

2. Moser's Alpine Streamliner editions

3. Pharrell's Titan jewelry collection from Tiffany and Co.

4. Tom Brady's Piece Unique AP

Trivial (and Dull):

1. Jeremy Strong going full #1 Boy at the MET in Loro Piana

2. The chaos of Frieze, NADA, and TEFAF

3. Patiently waiting for Euro Summer to commence

4. Analyzing Challengers like an AP Lit book

Dull (and Profound):

1. Ice Cold's Hip Hop Exhibition at the American Museum of Natural History

2. The Kendrick vs Drake rap beef

3. The terrifying start of Gemini Season

4. People saying Cartier's Crash is played out